"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut."

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Craig Kilborn

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“My job was to produce plutonium that was used for atomic bomb.”

Source : "Democracy Now!" with Amy Goodman, www.counterpunch.org. August 18, 2004.
“Manifestation is an act of trust. It is the soul pouring itself out into its world, like a fisherman casting a net to gather in the fish he seeks; with each cast properly made, we will bring what we need to us, but first we must hurl ourselves into the depths without knowing just what lies beneath us.”
“Is there a man in the world who suffers as I do from the gross inadequacies of the human race?”

Source : "Fictional character: Sheridan Whiteside". "The Man Who Came to Dinner", www.imdb.com. 1942.
“If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.”
“The general tendency of evolution is from structure to function, from bondage to freedom of the individual elements.”

Source : Boris Sidis, Simon Philip Goodhart (1905). “Multiple Personality: An Experimental Investigation Into the Nature of Human Individuality”
“Man is never happy, but spends his whole life in striving after something which he thinks will make him so.”

Source : Arthur Schopenhauer (2015). “The Essays of Arthur Schopenhauer - Studies in Pessimism (illustrated)”, p.20, Full Moon Publications
“I think if you stop bad habits, and you stop long enough, you develop good habits.”
“The stars begin to fade like guttering candles and are snuffed out one by one. Out in the depths of space the great celestial cities, the galaxies cluttered with the memorabilia of ages, are gradually dying. Tens of billions of years pass in the growing darkness ... of a universe condemned to become a galactic graveyard.”

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