"Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?"

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Patton Oswalt

#Pain Quotes #Bye Quotes #Heartache Quotes

“If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.”
“The Islamic method of waging war is not to kill innocent civilians, but it was Christians in World War II who bombed innocent civilians in Dresden and dropped the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima, neither of which were military targets.”

Source : "West must act to end jihad: Imam" by Frank Walker, www.smh.com.au. March 21, 2004.
“In my teenage years I was put off the idea of a career in flying, because I'd convinced myself that you had to be a boffin with degrees in maths and physics, which were my weakest subjects.”
“The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.”

Source : "Scott Aukerman of Comedy Death-Ray". Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. June 22, 2010.
“All that you really want in life is to change how you feel. Again, all your emotions are nothing but biochemical storms in your brain, and you are in control of them at any moment in time. You can feel ecstasy right now, or you can feel pain or depression or overwhelmed - it's all up to you. You don't need drugs or anything else to do it.”
“It is vain to do with more what can be done with less.”
“The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value”

Source : Charles Dudley Warner (1871). “My Summer in a Garden”
“For me, creativity includes problem-solving. That's the broad definition of it.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org

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