"I think it's good to know more than the average guy. If I'm in a bar now and some pretty girl is talking to some handsome 24-year-old man, I'll say, "Okay, who's the emperor after Caligula? What chief mistake did Marcus Aurelius make in choosing a successor?" He'll just look like an idiot. She'll just gravitate toward me, I'm thinking. It works in Detroit."

-- Emo Philips

#Girl Quotes #Mistake Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“I am going to enjoy some other things apart from business.”
“It's better to go out like a man, trying, than to play it safe and get second.”
“A tomato may be a fruit, but it is a singular fruit. A savory fruit. A fruit that has ambitions far beyond the ambitions of other fruits.”

Source : E. Lockhart (2014). “The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks”, p.61, Hot Key Books
“Rapid-collage prevents any elevating movement toward a fixed goal. To 'be nowhere' is to let oneself be.”
“I begin to grow heartily tired of the etiquette and nonsense so fashionable in this city.”
“God's mills grind slow, But they grind woe.”
“Habits are a function of your subconscious mind.”
“But I have always said that it's important we must make sure that justice is at all time be maintained.”

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