"I was diagnosed with paranoia for fear of never smoking weed again."

-- Eddie Bravo

#Weed Quotes #Mma Quotes #Smoking Quotes

“Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I don't smoke pot. I never liked it.”
“Conclusions are based in time. We live in time. So any definition of success is bound up with time. With other things you can say, "Can I yo-yo? Can I juggle?" Usually you have a pretty small window in which to get your answer. Stand-up is different. You can't do stand-up for one night and say, "Am I a funny stand-up comedian?" In two months or two years you'll start to realize it.”
“Be your true self. Because if you're not, there are consequences to be paid.”
“Foreign nationals entering the United States illegally who are taken into custody by the Border Protection Corps or by State or local law enforcement authorities must be promptly delivered to a federal law enforcement authority”
“I don't want to hear music, I don't want the sunrise to be pink. The world is a liar. Its ugliness is overwhelming; the scraps of beauty make it worse.”
“God is love, the bishops tell. Yes, I know, But love is hell.”
“To really enjoy the better things in life, one must first have experienced the things they are better than.”

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