"Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?"

-- MaryJanice Davidson

#Water Quotes #Holy Quotes #Communion Quotes

“Tonight, I would like to pay tribute to the greatest entertainer of all time, Mr. Elvis Presley. Elvis was Las Vegas. And if it wasn't for him, so many performers like myself would not have the chance to do what we do in this town. He really was the king.”
“I believe that we're all connected to each other with an invisible spiritual thread through which we can transmit energy emissions and positive thinking. I want you to use your visualization techniques.”
“I'm turning left. Look, everyone, my blinker is on, and I'm turning left. I am so happy to be alive, driving along, making a left turn. I'm serious. I am doing exactly what I want to be doing at this moment: existing on a Tuesday, going about my business, on my way somewhere, turning left.”

Source : Amy Krouse Rosenthal (2007). “Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life”, p.150, Broadway Books
“Creating the next level of results requires the next level of thinking.”

Source : Rory Vaden (2015). “Procrastinate on Purpose: 5 Permissions to Multiply Your Time”, p.13, Penguin
“Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.”
“As a parent, do the right thing and you don't get in trouble. If you lead a charmed life, you better act like it.”

Source : Source: www.today.com
“Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.”

Source : "Fictional character: Ben's Dad". "Knocked Up", www.imdb.com. 2007.
“I'm wearing black leggings and a loose top festooned with a Menger sponge of empty pockets stitched out of smaller pockets and smaller still, almost down to the limits of visibility woven in freefall by hordes of tiny otaku spiders, I'm told, their genes programmed by an obsessive-compulsive sartorial topologist.”

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