"Television is a weapon of mass distractrion."

-- Larry Gelbart

#Funny Quotes #Television Quotes #Weapons Quotes

“I want to make my own discoveriesâ€¦â€¦.penetrate the evil which attracts me”
“Shouldn't we also ask ourselves what the consequences are of scrambling to provide the "most" of everything to our children in a world of fast dwindling resources?”
“This is the snobbery of the people on the Mayflower looking down their noses at the people who came over ON THE SECOND BOAT!”
“Fear? What has a man to do with fear? Chance rules our lives, and the future is all unknown. Best live as we may, from day to day.”
“Progress of mankind is the decadence of humanity.”

Source : "The Other Wife: A Novel in Verse". Book by Siddharth Katragadda, 2003.
“I have a friend who says a beautiful painting can cure headaches, but I want it to cure a little bit more! I want it to cure the society of voting for Donald Trump.”
“If someday, in a morning, you see you, in a mirror or the dent of a spoon, and wonder Where is my soul and Where has it gone, remember this: Catch the gaze of a woman on the metro, subway, tram. Look at a man. Seek and you will find you in the silvered space, a flash between souls.”
“Trust me on this: no one is better off alone.”

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