"Velcro: what a rip-off."

-- Tim Vine

#Rip Quotes #Velcro Quotes

“Bet you ten bucks we make it." What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't take the other side of that bet, that only a loser would bet against them. This is really it, she thought, amazed. This is really forever. I believe in this. "Min?" he said, and she kissed him, putting all her heart into it. "No bet," she said against his mouth. "Your odds are too good." "Our odds are too good”
“I speak and speak, [...] but the listener retains only the words he is expecting. [...] It is not the voice that commands the story: it is the ear.”
“It seems that in the world of politics, lying is not such a big deal.”

Source : "Secretary of Iranian Supreme council for National Security, Ali Larijani: if the European countries impose sanctions, they will be more harmed than us; if you toy with our national pride, you will face a firm response". Press conference aired on the Iranian News Channel (IRINN), www.memri.org. February 1, 2006.
“Though we must never think to learn above our Bible, as long as we are here in this world, yet we must still be getting forward in it.”
“I want to inspire people to become their higher selves, their best selves.”
“The camera relieves us of the burden of memory.”

Source : 1978 New Statesman,17 Aug.
“When you're a doctor and you spend most of your life in a hospital, you honestly don't get to watch as much television as you think you might, and the power of television is enormous.”
“Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up ... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way.”

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