"Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table."

-- David Sedaris

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“Portland is a place where you can find a community as a feminist, a vegan or a fat activist. Artists, musicians, knitters, and filmmakers can all meet like-minded souls. It's proved the perfect place for me and all my punk friends.”
“Still, there is a calm, pure harmony, and music inside of me.”
“Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch.”
“With eyes of faith consider the greatness of your mission and the wonderful amount of good which you can accomplish.”
“In pure literature, the writers of the eighteenth century achieved, indeed, many triumphs; but their great, their peculiar, triumphs were in the domain of thought.”

Source : Lytton Strachey (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Lytton Strachey (Illustrated)”, p.77, Delphi Classics
“God cannot be less than Himself. And God is good. And active. And faithful. And He cares.”

Source : Anne Graham Lotz (2013). “Fixing My Eyes on Jesus: Daily Moments in His Word”, Zondervan
“It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.”
“Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.”

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