"Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row."

-- Sam Kinison

“Genius only comes to those who know how to use their eyes and their intelligence.”
“I believe the example of the Zapatistas is a very relevant historical example. I would say it is one of the forms at the idea level, and through the work they have achieved, one of the most dignified historical examples that has happened in the history of the world.”
“Theatre gives you wings as an actor.”
“Sometimes leaving is the only way to be there for someone.”
“If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.”

Source : Forty Modern Fables (1901) p. 218
“There is a lot of incredible talent out there, however, talent alone is not enough. Being a great singer does not matter, if you are not singing great songs. Having great songs will not be obvious to record executives if they are not professionally produced. Consistently performing those songs extremely well is essential.”
“The more we consume, acquire, and elevate our status, the harder it is to stay happy.”
“According to the first image of international relations, the locus of the important causes of war is found in the nature and behavior of man. Wars result from selfishness, from misdirected aggressive impulses, from stupidity.”

Source : Kenneth N. Waltz (2010). “Man, the State, and War: A Theoretical Analysis”, p.16, Columbia University Press

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