"Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!"

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Source : "Frankie Boyle Live", 2008.

Frankie Boyle

#Play Quotes #Looks Quotes #Racist Quotes

“Number of people have said to me, after hearing your thinking, their mind becomes much more happier.”
“The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible,without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc.”

Source : Jerry Falwell (1982). “Finding inner peace and strength”, Doubleday Books
“Everyone has a chance to learn, improve, and build up their skills.”
“Knitting is very conducive to thought. It is nice to knit a while, put down the needles, write a while, then take up the sock again.”
“Some people can never learn to ski powder snow without exerting tremendous effort and strength because they allow their rational, left-brain hemisphere to control the entire situation.”

Source : Dolores Lachapelle (1984). “Earth Wisdom”, Finn Hill Art
“The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.”
“A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrelâ€™s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And thereâ€™s the punch line.”
“Too often we make the mistake of remembering what we should forget-our hurts, failures and disappointments -and we forget what we should remember-our victories, accomplishments and the times we have made it through.”

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