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#Funny Quotes #Im Sorry Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Stalin’s postwar goals were security for himself, his regime, his country, and his ideology, in precisely that order.”

Source : John Lewis Gaddis (2006). “The Cold War: A New History”, p.13, Penguin
“When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.”
“Avoid the eye that discovers with rapidity the bad, and is slow to see the good.”
“I look after myself. I train and go to the gym.”
“I am worth inconceivably more to hang than for any other purpose.”
“My father fell really chronically ill when I was 13 and that's when I phoned up an agent and started to act.”
“The key is to learn to respect and honor the complications of other people's lives”
“The court case against me was a dictate out of the White House. Richard Nixon instructed the Justice Department to prosecute ***** to the fullest extent. Now, at the same time, Watergate was going on, so I think he was trying to defer the press or take attention away from his own personal problems.”

Source : Source: www.movieweb.com

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