"Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ***** cheek."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Winning Quotes #Vices Quotes #Causes Quotes

“This is how it works You peer inside yourself You take the things you like And try to love the things you took And then you take that love you made And stick it into some Someone else's heart Pumping someone else's blood.”
“Writing was like digging coal. I sweat blood. The spell is on me.”
“One Negro meeting another at an all-white cocktail party cannot but wonder how the other got there. The question is: Is he for real? Or is he just kissing ass? Almost all Negroes, are almost always acting, but before a white audience - which is quite incapable of judging their performance.”
“To be able to swivel around, I think is really good for a concept car, but in reality, I think for normal vehicles, if you actually look at how a vehicle is designed and packaged it doesn't make a lot of sense.”

Source : "Interview: Henrik Fisker talks new companies, the future of car design and ... minivans". Interview with C.C. Weiss, newatlas.com. December 24, 2016.
“The only barrier to truth is the presumption that you already have it.”
“What still concerns me the most is: am I on the right track, am I making progress, am I making mistakes in art?”
“Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it.”
“When nations are to perish in their sins, 'tis in the Church the leprosy begins.”

Source : William Cowper (1824). “Poems of William Cowper, Esq”, p.57

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