"I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore."

-- Wendy Liebman

#Parent Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes

“I'm really grateful. But I never had the rock star dream. I thought it would be cool to be a modern-day composer.”
“The clock is a conspiracy & a crime against humanity and I would not own one except I miss appointments without it.”
“Wherever you are is the perfect place to awaken. This moment is the exact place to practice compassion and loving awareness. You have all the ingredients to breathe and find freedom just where you are.”
“Our fathers had their dreams; we have ours; the generation that follows will have its own. Without dreams and phantoms man cannot exist.”

Source : Olive Schreiner (2009). “The Story of an African Farm”, p.455, The Floating Press
“Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism.”
“We lose eight children and teenagers to gun violence every day. If a mysterious virus suddenly started killing eight of our children every day, America would mobilize teams of doctors and public health officials. We would move heaven and earth until we found a way to protect our children. But not with gun violence.”

Source : Elizabeth Warren (2014). “A Fighting Chance”, p.237, Metropolitan Books
“I think education is both using and improving knowledge and that changes the whole picture.”
“Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters.”

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