"I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship."

-- Penn Jillette

#Government Quotes #Definitions Quotes #Done Quotes

“Odd things happen in New York, which is why it's such a great source of stories.”
“Blessed is he or she who avoids being offended.”
“I got tired, I told him. Not worn out, but worn through. Like one of those wives who wakes up one morning and says I can't bake any more bread.”
“If thou wouldst seek justice, thyself must be just.”
“Tony Blair and Gordon Brown committed to John Major's spending envelopes in 1997. No-one said that Tony Blair and John Major were identical. This happens quite often that parties actually, despite all the sound and fury, agree on the overall need to make sure that we live within our means as a country.”
“Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.”

Source : Jesse Ventura, Dick Russell (2013). “DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODlicans: No More Gangs in Government”, p.209, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
“One good step breeds another one.”
“I cried until my eyes swelled shut, and then I slept, a black, dreamless sleep from which I awoke amazingly refreshed, at least until I remembered.”

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