"I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere."

-- Dane Cook

#Laughing Quotes #Parent Quotes #Saws Quotes

“Most people don't know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable & fall asleep & miss your life.”
“A thing is a thing, not what is said of a thing”
“Technology can be our best friend, and technology can also be the biggest party pooper of our lives. It interrupts our own story, interrupts our ability to have a thought or a daydream, to imagine something wonderful, because we're too busy bridging the walk from the cafeteria back to the office on the cell phone.”
“I made up my mind not to care so much about the destination, and simply enjoy the journey.”

Source : David Archuleta (2010). “Chords of Strength: A Memoir of Soul, Song and the Power of Perseverance”, p.136, Penguin
“I'm more into describing a scenario and I move around in that scenario.”
“I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.”
“Private courts, Gloomy as coffins, and unsightly lanes Thrilled by some female vendor's scream, belike The very shrillest of all London cries, May then entangle our impatient steps; Conducted through those labyrinths, unawares, To privileged regions and inviolate, Where from their airy lodges studious lawyers Look out on waters, walks, and gardens green.”
“We kill everybody, my dear. Some with bullets, some with words, and everybody with our deeds. We drive people into their graves, and neither see it nor feel it.”

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