"I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard."

-- Red Skelton

#Life And Death Quotes #Mind Quotes #Dying Quotes

“A fighter should not think only of his shete, just because he has a shete in his hand. Everything is a weapon in the warrior's mind.”

Source : S. M. Stirling (2008). “The Sunrise Lands: A Novel of the Change”, p.166, Penguin
“Kafka didn't save me. He just told me I was drowning.”

Source : Mark Slouka (2013). “Brewster”, p.41, Portobello Books
“There was an ape in the days that were earlier, Centuries passed and his hair became curlier; Centuries more gave a thumb to his wrist â€” Then he was a Man and a Positivist.”

Source : Mortimer Collins, F. Percy Cotton (1886). “Selections from the Poetical Works of Mortimer Collins”
“The only real influence I've ever had was myself.”

Source : Ita G. Berkow, Edward Hopper (1996). “Edward Hopper: An American Master”, Smithmark Publishers
“I can assure you that flying saucers, given that they exist, are not constructed by any power on Earth.”
“The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.”
“Commitment to a plan or thought carries with it a force that can influence the unconscious mind and bring about the desired effect. In other words, once we decide to have something, the mind unconsciously begins to create the reality necessary to bring to pass what we desire.”
“In addition to pumping the blood of life within our bodies, we may think of the heart as a belief-to-matter translator. It converts the perceptions of our experiences, beliefs, and imagination into the coded language of waves that communicate with the world beyond our bodies. Perhaps this is what philosopher and poet John Mackenzie meant when he stated, "The distinction between what is real and what is imaginary is not one that can be finely maintained ... all existing thing are ... imaginary."”

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