"God was someone I wound up turning over and over in my mind each night... Was He punishing me with this meal or was He rewarding me? Did He actively watch me or take me for granted like a fish you don't notice until it's floating on the surface of the tank?"

-- David Sedaris

#God Quotes #Night Quotes #Mind Quotes

“Ever since I left Greece more than two decades ago, it has been my dream to return and perform at the Acropolis. This project took more than a year and a half to plan and accomplish, and I would like to thank my band and crew and the scores of people involved in helping my dream become a reality.”
“Pain is inevitable. It is actually a great opportunity for growth, but when we blame or fail to take responsibility for our suffering, the pain becomes stagnant, and stagnant pain can have a compounding effect if left unchecked.”

Source : Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“If we socialized boys like girls, we would have a much lower crime rate in America.”
“What I wonder is what would happen in California, say, if all the Mexicans left from one day to the next?”
“Clothes can suggest, persuade, connote, insinuate, or indeed lie, and apply subtle pressure while their wearer is speaking frankly and straightforwardly of other matters.”

Source : Anne Hollander (1993). “Seeing Through Clothes”, p.355, Univ of California Press
“The simple truth is that happy people generally don't get sick”
“I think that my script, if it gets used, would be great. But if it doesn't, I think it inspired them.”
“Faith will get in the ditch with you, faith will go in the prison with you, faith will go into divorce court with you, faith will go in the hospital with you, faith will go in the nursing home with you.”

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