"Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?"

-- Bill Maher

#Dog Quotes #Wife Quotes #Car Quotes

“My will to live completely overcame my desire to win”

Source : "The Joy of Six: great Olympians" by Andy Bull, www.theguardian.com. August 07, 2008.
“There is no right by the federal or state constitution to manual recounts. There is no law that says that you must count dimpled ballots, constitutional or otherwise.”
“Greediness of getting more deprives... the enjoyment of what it had got.”
“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

Source : Twitter post from Jun 12, 2015
“If you don't plan to live the Christian life totally committed to knowing your God and to walking in obedience to Him, then don't begin; for this is what Christianity is all about. It is a change of citizenship, a change of governments, a change of allegience. If you have no intention of letting Christ rule your life, then forget Christianity; it's not for you.”

Source : Kay Arthur (2004). “God, How Can I Live?”, Harvest House Pub
“Sex doesn't sell anything other than itself”
“Beauty is not just physical.”
“If you always start with the worst hand, you never have a bad-beat story to tell.”

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