"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."

-- Victor Borge

#Funny Quotes #Christmas Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Hegemony is as old as mankind.”
“Chiropractic is health insurance. Premiums small. Dividends large!”
“There was really a snobbery from people in film - they did not want people who had come from television. It was the poor relation of show business, and especially situation comedy.”
“At 12, I knew that the point of being human was to spend one's life fighting social injustice.”

Source : Richard Rorty (1999). “Philosophy and Social Hope”, ePenguin
“I think a lot of making art is listening to yourself.”
“Iâ€™m a woman in a manâ€™s job and I donâ€™t have the luxury of being an ass,”
“Stroll into work at 10. Lunch from 12 till three. Leave work at five. That's living!”
“Unfortunately, religion often works to shrink and tame the very wild and mysterious forces that first drew our wonder. In the process of making the inexplicable safe for the masses, the possibilities for real illusion-piercing insight becomes reduced. One might say that they are only available to those who dare to ride the breaking crest of direct life-altering experience.”

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