"I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower."

-- Daniel Tosh

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“Painting is always strongest when in spite of composition, color, etc., it appears as a fact, or an inevitability, as opposed to a souvenir or arrangement.”
“One of the great ironies of my career is that people imagine me as some sort of hardcore metal guy because of the Metallica film.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“The miracle of life is enough for me to believe in miracles.”
“Well, there's nothing better than putting your feet up on a Sunday afternoon and grabbing a good book.”

Source : "Chris Klein, 'American Reunion' Star, On Being Left Out Of 'American Wedding' And Life After His 'Mamma Mia' Audition". Interview with Mike Ryan, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 28, 2012.
“Patriotism means loving our country, not the government.”
“I'm trying to tell a story and do it truthfully.”
“A devastating commentary on the war in Iraq is that we have been unable to spend money on infrastructure.”
“There were a lot of artists in St. Ives. In fact, since the time of Whistler, St. Ives has been noted as an artist colony.”

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