"There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'"

-- Craig Kilborn

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“In the second century A.D. the Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius may have best defined pantheism when he wrote, â€œEverything is interwoven, and the web is holy.”
“I've been a longtime supporter of all sorts of environmental groups.”

Source : "John Densmore on Life, Love, Meditation and His New Book, 'The Doors: Unhinged'". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. September 1, 2013.
“The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.”

Source : Alice Meynell (2013). “The Essential Alice Meynell Collection”, p.15, eBookIt.com
“When we got back to the U.S., I wanted to kiss the ground after seeing what people in other countries are denied or don't have.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Anyone who's 71 years old would look ridiculous singing rock.”
“I see a pattern, but my imagination cannot picture the maker of that pattern. I see a clock, but I cannot envision the clockmaker. The human mind is unable to conceive of the four dimensions, so how can it conceive of a God, before whom a thousand years and a thousand dimensions are as one?”
“As you understand the game of football, you understand that it is about wins and losses.”

Source : Source: bleacherreport.com
“Kindness connects to who you are, while niceness connects to how you want to be seen.”

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