"I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle."

-- Dane Cook

#Hands Quotes #Spoons Quotes #Excited Quotes

“In that case Mr. Barrow, Mr. Gehrig is a very underpaid ballplayer.”
“The past in retrospect holds manifold disenchantments, failures and even tragedies; and yet the worse may be forgotten and the best held fast.”
“I think that what you’ve got to do is discover the essential truth of the situation, and have a point of view about it.”
“To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they donâ€™t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!”
“I've always thought that reviews and knowing how much your fans appreciate or don't like something, that's the sugar coating. I'm trying not to think about those things.”
“We are all the same. We have the same hopes, fears, strengths, and weaknesses.”

Source : "Interview with Kevin Griffin of Better Than Ezra". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make somebody love you the way you want them to love you, it's not a Leave it to Beaver type world. This isn't television. Life's a lot more cruel than that.”

Source : Interview with Jon Robinson, December 18, 2003.
“I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.”

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