"To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they donâ€™t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!"

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Jon Stewart

#War Quotes #Oil Quotes #Iraq Quotes

“Resilience is going to pay off.”
“Whenever other worlds invite us, whenever we are balancing on the boundaries of our limited human condition, thatâ€™s where life starts, thatâ€™s where you start feeling yourself living.”
“I've known people that was a part of a family and always feel that the family liked everyone else but them. That hurts, and that's as deep a hurt as you can possibly get. I've known people that would have problems with their love life. This is kind of how blues began - out of feeling misused, mistreated. Feeling like they had nobody to turn to. Blues don't necessarily have to be sung by a person that came from Mississippi as I did, because there are people having problems all over the world.”
“No one does anything from a single motive.”
“I'm a big cook and prefer to make meals at home when I can. I'm either cooking, or we're going to a drive-through somewhere. I'm really proud of my homemade sweet potato pie. At Thanksgiving I make five of them because they go quick.”

Source : Interview with Rachael Ray, www.rachaelraymag.com. November 1, 2005.
“I personally am not conscious of my accent.”
“The American government has been harvesting the Middle Eastern grapes of wrath for a generation and not making a secret of it, either. As lousy as the mass media may be, there was enough news about what was transpiring, year after year, to get the gist of what was happening... No American can truthfully say that they could not find out what was going on.”
“You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.”

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