"I've been at stand-up for years: after a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients."

-- Emo Philips

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“A monk is holy and great until he starts teaching you the real Dharma”

Source : FaceBook post by H.E. Tsem Tulku Rinpoche from Jun 11, 2013
“Sympathy is a shallow stream in the souls of those who have not suffered.”
“Some people will always fear change. But we can't indulge them.”
“I am involved in Greenpeace. And I just recently completely switched my diet over to near-veganism. So you try to do little things that you can. I recycle every single day. Every single thing in my house that can be recycled is.”
“If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.”
“There are so many things I've done that the world of boxing has witnessed. It's going to be difficult for the boxing people to pick one of my performances as the best.”
“If, with the nation watching, three black women at three different levels can't get justice... for this community, you tell me where you're going to get it in our country.”
“We're all divided souls, we've got two natures in us, You measure schizophrenia not by the fact that you're divided but how well the divisions speak to one another.”

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