"It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location."

-- Demetri Martin

#Toys Quotes #Adults Quotes #Location Quotes

“I hear [my Twitter followers] say, you know, 'Bob Rae, you're an asshole'. [...] I'm working my way and trying to represent the people and speaking in Question Period and here we have vox populi, the thoughtful man on the street, 'you are an asshole!'. Thank you very much. I read it on my Twitter and I get up and ask a question.”
“A disciple serves the spiritual master with the sole purpose of getting instructions from him.”
“I'm trying my best to keep my private life guarded. It's not easy at all. Non, non, non.”
“I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.”
“Beauty at 70 years old isn't the same as beauty at 20 years old, but it is stunning nonetheless.”
“Because present procedures by design favor the affluent, the poor are being increasingly marginalized. And because the poor are so marginalized, they can exert little influence on institutional design decisions. We need to break out of this vicious spiral and create momentum in the opposite direction.”

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“I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years.”
“churches, like all the rest of our major institutions, are rooted in capitalism. For a church to attack capitalism is to 'bite the hand that feeds it.”

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