"I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life."

-- Rita Rudner

#Unique Quotes #Needs Quotes #Individual Quotes

“My life is light, waiting for the death wind, Like a feather on the back of my hand.”
“I try to ONLY ridicule people who's efforts are sincere. Very little trouble has been caused in the world by insincere efforts. An occasional seduction maybe. There were very few insincere Stalinists or Nazis.”
“A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.”
“People expect me to be thin and perfect... I'm not.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social revolution and we'll take that away from you, mate". Whereas if his American counterpart saw a bloke drive past in a Cadillac he'd say "One day I'm going to own one of those". To my way of thinking the first attitude is wrong. The latter is right.”
“Of all the life skills available to us, communication is perhaps the most empowering.”
“Adaptation is a profound process. Means you figure out how to thrive in the world.”
“Medicine people are truly citizens of two worlds, and those who continue to walk the path of medicine power learn to keep their balance in both the ordinary and the non-ordinary worlds ...”

Source : Paula Gunn Allen (1991). “Grandmothers of the Light: A Medicine Woman's Sourcebook”, Beacon Press (MA)

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