"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

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Wendy Liebman

#Mom Quotes #Mother Quotes #Dog Quotes

“We're all talking about the same thing, whether it's religious people or New Age spiritual people or Buddhists or scientists. We're all talking about having a sense of awe and wonder at something grander than ourselves.”
“Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth. None of them along the line know what any of it is worth.”
“And whatever my life had been up to that day, it was another life after that. And that is the gospel truth.”

Source : Sebastian Barry (2008). “The Secret Scripture”, p.176, Faber & Faber
“Laughter is an important part of healthy living.”
“Exercise free will and creative, independent thought not for the satisfactions they will bring you, but for the good they will do others, the rest of the 6.8 billionâ€“and those who will follow them.Â And then you too will discover the great and curious truth of the human experience is that selflessness is the best thing you can do for yourself.Â The sweetest joys of life, then, come only with the recognition that youâ€™re not special. Because everyone is.”
“Young horses who cannot bear the whip or spur find life hard. At every smart they start forward and rush to their destruction, and when the way is stony and difficult, they know no better expedient than to overturn the cart and gallop madly away.”

Source : Selma Lagerlöf (2012). “Gösta Berling's Saga”, p.7, Courier Corporation
“Ability is of little account without opportunity.”
“It is fundamental that the great powers of Congress to conduct war and to regulate the Nation's foreign relations are subject to the constitutional requirements of due process. The imperative necessity for safeguarding these rights to procedural due process under the gravest of emergencies has existed throughout our constitutional history, for it is then, under the pressing exigencies of crisis, that there is the greatest temptation to dispense with fundamental constitutional guarantees which, it is feared, will inhibit governmental action.”

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