"Ive decided to sell my Hooverâ€¦ well, it was just collecting dust."

-- Tim Vine

#Dust Quotes #Collecting Quotes #Hoover Quotes

“Rumor is untraceable, incalculable, and infectious.”
“You either evolve or you don't. I don't like old people on a rock n' roll stage. I think they look pathetic, me included. And the fact that I represent an era means I can't just go out there and do all new stuff. They would all say, 'Sing 'White Rabbit,'' and I'd say no? That's rude.”
“Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors.”
“Where now is Britain? . Even as the savage sits upon the stone That marks were stood her capitols, and hears The bittern booming in the weeds, he shrinks From the dismaying solitude.”

Source : Samuel Rogers, Thomas Campbell, James Montgomery, Charles Lamb, Henry Kirke White (1841). “The Poetical Works of Rogers, Campbell, J. Montgomery, Lamb, and Kirke White”, p.490
“We are anxious when there is a dissonance between our "knowledge" and the perceivable facts. Since our "knowledge" is not to be doubted or questioned, it is the facts that have to be altered...”
“In asserting that people don't change, what she means is that they don't change for the better. Whereas changing for the worse, that goes without saying.”

Source : A. S. A. Harrison (2013). “The Silent Wife: A Novel”, p.18, Penguin
“All I write about is what's happened to me and to people I know, and the better I know them, the more likely they are to be written about.”
“We didn't do anything wrong, but among the lessons learned, given the magnitude of the problems we now face in Afghanistan, a major U.S. force on the ground would convince the world we were in for the long-haul recovery of a country devastated by 21 years of warfare.”

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