"All the truly great stand-ups say, "I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work." To me, in the end, the surest thing is work."

-- Patton Oswalt

#Inspiration Quotes #Ends Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Mathematics is the queen of science, and arithmetic the queen of mathematics.”
“It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket.”
“But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.”
“If you don't live in your strengths, you'll die in your weaknesses. Do first and most what you're good at, and bring others along who are good at your weaknesses.”
“The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin' pocket books from old ladies I told him, "Give up the dough, before you get smoked! Oh you broke? ( *shots* ) Now you're dead broke" My name is L and I'm from a part of town where clowns, Get beat down and all you hear is gunshot sounds 'Cause at nighttime ***** try to tax, they're sneakier than alley cats, that's why I carry gats”

Source : Song: Lifestylez Ov Da Poor and Dangerous, Album: Lifestylez Ov Da Poor and Dangerous, 1995
“Winning is an amazing feeling. You dont get that in business; you dont get that in many things.”

Source : "Tony Fernandes: QPR are one of few clubs where chairman's name is sung". Interview with Jamie Jackson, www.theguardian.com. September 5, 2014.
“The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitudes.”
“Failure to love is almost like murder.”

Source : "Doctor Zhivago". Book by Boris Pasternak, 1957.

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