"One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict."

-- George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #People Quotes #Sometimes Quotes

“I don't have to be enemies with someone to be competitors with them.”
“If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?”
“Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium.”

Source : William Andrus Alcott (1838). “The Young House-keeper: Or, Thoughts on Food and Cookery”, p.191
“Simply handing over your iPod to a friend, your blind date, or the total stranger sitting next to you on the plane opens you up like a book." (Steven Levy)”
“When will we get done with the fool idea that the way to make a party grow is to scare away everybody who has an extra dollar in his pocket? God forbid that the Democratic Party should become a mere gathering of the unsuccessful!”
“I decided to write 'True Refuge' during a major dive in my own health. Diagnosed with a genetic disease that affected my mobility, I faced tremendous fear and grief about losing the fitness and physical freedom I loved.”
“When I rise it will be with the ranks and not from the ranks.”
“Iâ€™m not very creativeâ€ doesnâ€™t work. Thereâ€™s no such thing as creative people and non-creative people. There are only people who use their creativity and people who donâ€™t. Unused creativity doesnâ€™t just disappear. It lives within us until itâ€™s expressed, neglected to death, or suffocated by resentment and fear.”

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