"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

-- George Carlin

#Christmas Quotes #Girl Quotes #Cheesy Quotes

“Even pain ***** to livelier living.”
“Cities are 2% of the earths crust, but they are 50% of the worlds population.”
“I embrace my blackness, just as I do my conservatism and my Christianity, but I don't want to be defined or pigeonholed by any one of the many elements that make up my character.”
“For thousands of years, we Jews have been nourished and sustained by a yearning for our historic land. I, like many others, was raised with a deep conviction that the day would never come when we would have to relinquish parts of the land of our forefathers. I believed and to this day still believe in our people's eternal and historic right to this entire land.”

Source : Ehud Olmert's address to the Congress in Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C., www.washingtonpost.com. May 24, 2006.
“The experience that I had in Paris I could never have ever again in my life. This is when I grew up as a young man. I was independent. There was no one there to talk to; I didn't even want to talk to anyone. I started to write about what I was experiencing, and I had no choice, so I was never scared.”
“Coming into the music industry, even when I was a kid, one thing I learned is timing is everything. You being prepared is everything.”
“It's the big question of every TV show, right, where you have these two people who it's clear the world wants to put them together and everyone wants to see them together, but also when you're telling these stories you can't throw these people together immediately.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I don't think I'm going to get so mature that I lose touch with the whatever wounded part of myself that feels the need to be funny. I'm already old enough that I realize that's not going to happen.”

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