"The worst thing about e-mail is that you canâ€™t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. Itâ€™s frustrating and itâ€™s time-consuming. God bless phone calls."

-- George Carlin

#Mistake Quotes #Phones Quotes #Mail Quotes

“What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine”
“If Villa got another goal now it would change the scoreline completely.”
“Believe me, if a man doesn't know death, he doesn't know life.”
“You must remember this, a kiss is still a kiss, A sigh is just a sigh; The fundamental things apply, As time goes by.”

Source : "Song: 'As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss)'". 1931.
“This is a great tool for students as the book gets right to the heart of learning how to learn and engaging your whole brain.”
“I suspect that a lot of studio executives still think of me as 'what's-his-name'.”
“That's why we're doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don't have anything against it (Halloween), but it's not our tradition.”
“If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.”

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