"If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?"

-- George Carlin

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“I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?”
“There can be no true friends without true enemies”

Source : FaceBook post by Michael Dibdin from Feb 12, 2012
“Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!”
“We are living in a world in which all wars are wars of defense.”
“I think losing a loved one must be a little like losing a leg. First there is the shock, then the anesthetic, and the painkillers; the attention of doctors and nurses, flowers and cards and visits from friends. But sooner or later you have to learn to walk without it.”
“The Chinese leadership hoped that the world would soon forget the Tiananmen Square massacre. Our job in Congress is to ensure that we never forget those who lost their lives in Tiananmen Square that day or the pro-democracy cause for which they fought.”
“It became very clear that Hanoi was in effect strategically running the Viet Cong operation.”
“The butterflies I get are not if somebody boos me in the crowd, or somebody talks trash about me during the week, or somebody on ESPN rips me. It's the pressure that I'm putting on myself.”

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