"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing."

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Zach Galifianakis

#Girlfriend Quotes #Littles Quotes #Looks Quotes

“But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.”
“Every actor wants to direct.”
“In addressing you I feel that I am not so much speaking to the representatives of diverse States of Europe and America as to the exponents of principles and hopes that are common to us all, and without which our life on earth would be a life without horizon or prospect.”

Source : "Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman's Speech at the London Interparliamentary Conference". The Advocate of Peace, Volume 68, No. 9, archive.org. September 1906.
“If coming events are said to cast their shadows before, past events cannot fall to leave their impress behind them.”
“I'm never anywhere for more than three weeks.”
“See, I donâ€™t expect to win a prize for stoic control and dignity at mourning time. Death deserve tantrums. Beating back shocked indignation, kicks in the groin, stones, classified unacceptable, not to be tolerated, not to be wooed, not to be conspired with. Only then can music, dance, movies, plays, rap be about life. Only then can life be cherished and adored.”
“'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it.”
“My love is inside me where my fat was.”

Source : Source: www.raintaxi.com

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