"But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh."

-- Tim Dorsey

#July Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Noon Quotes

“As the print of the seal on the wax is the express image of the seal itself, so Christ is the express image - the perfect representation of God.”
“I have only been seeking to get them to the negotiating table and, thank God, that's where they are.”
“When you come close to selling out, reconsider.”

Source : Song: I Hope You Dance, Album: I Hope You Dance
“Donald Trump didn't go to Vietnam. He said he had a medical problem. He got a medical deferment. Now his doctor says he's the healthiest man alive.”

Source : Source: abcnews.go.com
“All you have to do is just believe in what's there; then, the audience will, too”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Google demotes search results that don't get clicked on.”
“I've never returned to the locations. I do remember certain days more clearly than others and certain locations with a sense of nostalgia. Perhaps one day, I'll bring my daughter to see them, if she's interested.”
“Men as well as women, must strive for a balance of experience. Masculinity, defined as requiring the ability to act physically or mentally but excluding anything too emotional or nurturing, currently denies men this balance. Their ability to care is seen as inappropriate for everyday use, and a lack of desire for power or promotion are seen as signs of inadequacy.”

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