"Favorite color: I hate colors."

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Source : Ian Shoales (1985). “I gotta go: the commentary of Ian Shoales”, Perigee

Ian Shoales

#Hate Quotes #Color Quotes #I Hate Quotes

“Flip-flopping is kind of an easy thing to identify. During a recent convention, we heard an irate Senator make an angry speech declaring that it is not what you say but, rather, what you do that counts. You flip-flop when you make promises and fail to fulfill them.”
“I opened my mouth, but nothing came out. It took seven languages to make me; it would be nice if I could have spoken just one.”
“I'm very competitive and if I'm not in the weight room than someone is getting better than me. I just have to stay in there and prove myself any way that I can.”

Source : Source: prod.www.chiefs.clubs.nfl.com
“In the 1990s, human intelligence gathering was seriously neglected.”
“Rested, Refreshed, and Ready to run, the three Rs of peak performance.”

Source : Hal Higdon (2011). “Marathon: The Ultimate Training Guide: Advice, Plans, and Programs for Half and Full Marathons”, p.157, Rodale
“My view is different. Public relations are a key component of any operation in this day of instant communications and rightly inquisitive citizens.”
“Persistence, persistence, persistence. I'm surprised how few entrepreneurs follow up.”
“Jesus Christ is the most famous Jew of all time, but is today remembered as a Christian. Surprisingly, the Jewish community has accepted this distortion of history, and tends to regard Jesus as an apostate. How odd that the Jews would accept a Christian version of one of their brethren rather than seeking to discover the man entombed beneath the myth.”

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