"You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over."

-- Lewis Black

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes

“I like my women very green; you know, eco-friendly.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.”
“Then there is a still higher type of courage - the courage to brave pain, to live with it, to never let others know of it and to still find joy in life; to wake up in the morning with an enthusiasm for the day ahead.”

Source : Howard Cosell (1974). “Like it is”
“Practically every violent conflict or social change has proved that violence unleashes violence in return.”

Source : Petra Karin Kelly (1984). “Fighting for Hope”, p.31, South End Press
“Mathematicians create by acts of insights and intuition. Logic then sanctions the conquests of intuition.”

Source : Morris Kline (1964). “Mathematics in Western Culture”, p.408, Oxford University Press
“The more experienced you are, the better off you are.”
“Now I felt the long-forgotten urgency of lovemaking, when it seems one's human selves leave, to be replaced by hungry beasts bolting their food. Gone are the civilized beings who talk of manners and journeys and letters; in their places are two bodies straining to give birth to a burst of inhuman pleasure followed by a great, floating nothingness. An explosion of life followed by death - in this we live, and in this we foreshadow our own sweet deaths.”
“The trick at every turn was to endure the test of living for as long as possible. The odds of survival were punishingly slim, for the world was naught by a school of calamity and an endless burning furnace of tribulation. But those who survived the world shaped it--even as the world, simultaneously, shaped them.”

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