"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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“Any game becomes important when you know and love the players.”

Source : W.P. Kinsella (2011). “Shoeless Joe”, p.138, RosettaBooks
“When it comes to 'Glee,' I feel like I've been in a relationship, and now I can mingle a bit.”
“Think of the sound you make when you let go after holding your breath for a very, very long time. Think of the gladdest sound you know: the sound of dawn on the first day of spring break, the sound of a bottle of Coke opening, the sound of a crowd cheering in your ears because you're coming down to the last part of a race--and you're ahead. Think of the sound of water over stones in a cold stream, and the sound of wind through green trees on a late May afternoon in Central Park. Think of the sound of a bus coming into the station carrying someone you love. Then put all those together.”
“To trust other people to keep you safe, it's very difficult ... But when Tom Cruise is there, you just expect that he'll save you. I was like, "Tom. You're Tom Cruise. It's your job to save the day. And the day is me. You need to save it. If I panic, I expect you to be down there."”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“There is a place called â€˜heavenâ€™ where the good here unfinished is completed; and where the stories unwritten, and the hopes unfulfilled, are continued. We may laugh together yet.”
“You're too good for this world, and because of that the world will eventually crush you.”
“It is a simple feat of scientific electrical engineering â€” only expensive â€” blind, faint-hearted, doubting world.”
“Itâ€™s obvious you kids are smart-school and good teachers will do that for you-but wisdom is something altogether different. Wisdom can be gathered in your downtime. Wisdom that can change the very course of your life will come from the people you are around, the books you read, and the things you listen to or watch on radio or television.”

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