"I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President."

-- Charlie Chaplin

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“To try to expunge an individual's history is a terrible violation.”
“Regardless of the criticisms I receive from the left, the right and the middle, I think it's important to maintain a prolific writing jab, as long as my literary legs hold up.”
“The reason is that everyone has trouble accepting the fact that he will disappear unheard of and unnoticed in an indifferent universe, and everyone wants to make himself into a universe of words before it's too late. Once the writer in every individual comes to life (and that time is not far off), we are in for an age of universal deafness and lack of understanding.”
“Freedom of mind is the real freedom. A person whose mind is not free though he may not be in chains, is a slave, not a free man. One whose mind is not free, though he may not be in prison, is a prisoner and not a free man. One whose mind is not free though alive, is no better than dead. Freedom of mind is the proof of one's existence.”

Source : "Political Science for Civil Services Main Examination". Book by N.D. Arora, 2010.
“Religion is all-too-often a refuge for scoundrels.”
“No matter what the people say, I'm gonna love you anyway. Girl, you're my first love.”

Source : Song: My First Love, Album: Comin' from Where I'm From, 2003
“It seems to me that the whole purpose of the workshops is really twofold. One - to help people make better pictures, and two - to unleash their creativity to the fullest amount that they possibly can.”
“I have always said that the best training to be a TV newsman or anybody on television is to do a children's show because you are oblivious to the fact that there is a camera there.”

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