"Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping."

-- Stephen Colbert

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“That's the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl.”
“I don't really care what a public figure thinks. I care about what he does. Let God probe his inner heart.”

Source : "Nixon On the Couch". www.jewishworldreview.com. October 18, 1999.
“It is extremely difficult to get movies that cost more than $40 million to be made these days.”
“The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.”
“I have to play every day in order to keep absolute control over my form.”
“World series attitude, champagne bottle life, nothing ever changes so tonight is like tomorrow night.”
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”
“I was very lucky once I got started with a career. I happened to get some really good parts to play with some really good people to play with.”

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