"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like."

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Emo Philips

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“Science and vivisection make no appeal to a theological idea, much less a political one. You can argue with a theologian or a politician, but doctors are sacrosanct. They know; you do not. Science has its mystique much more powerful than any religion active today.”
“One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.”
“The Duke of Edinburgh has perfected the art of saying hello and goodbye in the same handshake.”
“Painting, art in general, enchants me. It is my life. What else matters? When you put all your soul into a work, all that is noble in you, you cannot fail to find a kindred soul who understands you, and you do not need a host of such spirits. Is not that all an artist should wish for?”

Source : Camille Pissarro, Lucien Pissarro (1943). “Camille Pissarro: letters to his son Lucien”
“What is the best advice, business or otherwise, you've had and from whom? The best advice I've received came many years ago from my father.Â He told me that you should love whatever work you do, you should try to find something you truly enjoy.Â And I've been lucky through the years that the work I've been involved with has been challenging and for the most part, fun.”
“As a breath on glass, - As witch-fires that burn, The gods and monsters pass, Are dust, and return. (â€œThe Face of the Skiesâ€)”

Source : George Sterling (1921). “Sails and Mirage”
“Doing business is all about providing a good product or service to your customers. A good businessman is he who knows that what is successful today may not be so tomorrow. Technology changes so fast, and so do people's needs and wants. That's why it would do well for a businessman to know how to adapt to change. He must constantly reinvent the business, or it won't last.”
“Hope always draws the soul from the beauty which is seen to what is beyond, always kindles the desire for the hidden through what is constantly perceived. Therefore, the ardent lover of beauty, although receiving what is always visible as an image of what he desires, yet longs to be filled with the very stamp of the archetype.”

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