"Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy."

-- Frankie Boyle

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“Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.”
“Do I start with the lyrics? No. Quite honestly, it's the opposite. I generally get the melody first - I kinda fiddle around on the guitar and work out a melody. The lyrics are there to flesh out the tone of the music. I've tried before to do things the other way around, but it never seems to work. Obviously, I spend a lot of time on my lyrics, I take them very seriously, but they're kinda secondary. Well, equal, maybe. I think sometimes that if you write a poem, it should remain as just a poem, just... words.”
“The erotic state â€“ again, a mixture of concentration and spontaneity â€“ is a hypnoidal state, probably the most powerful kind that we are capable of experiencing, and it is in this condition that unexpected regions of the self are revealed, as the majority of people know from experience.”
“If there's anything to be said in a broad way about different audiences it's that I live in a major city, and those themes of isolation, protectiveness, loneliness tend to resonate with other people in major cities. In a sleepier village, where people are married with their children, me standing up and saying, "This marriage idea is a funny old convention that we invented" - various things that are deconstructions of the norms of a culture - if people have already made decisions like that, they're more inclined to say "Please, stop talking about our marriages, 'cause we're here now."”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I'll know how to die with courage; that is easier than living.”

Source : "Danton's Death". Play by Georg Büchner, Act II, 1835.
“Congress is unable to do the work of the American people because too many politicians believe that compromise means capitulation.”

Source : Emanuel Cleaver DNC speech, www.politico.com. September 05, 2012.
“A 'multicultural society' is a logical and physical impossibility.”
“I've always just liked writing poetry, but it's much later that I've discovered that there's this whole poetry world out there, that you almost have to be accepted into, like this little club.”

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