"It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes"

-- Jay London

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I warm up. I do about 50 push-ups with my trainer and my security just to get pumped up before a show, get our energy up. And then I just go have fun.”
“The increase of territory and power of empires by force of arms has been the policy of all great powers, and it has always been possible to get the approval of their state religion.”
“The preacher asked her and she said I do. The preacher asked me, and she said yes he does, too.”

Source : Song: Wife
“I think cinema is needed throughout Africa, because we are lagging behind in the knowledge of our own history. I think we need to create a culture that is our own. I think that images are very fascinating and very important to that end. But right now, cinema is only in the hands of film-makers because most of our leaders are afraid of cinema.”

Source : Source: www.theguardian.com
“We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.”
“I would never remake something that was like 'The Godfather.' Things that are truly important to me, I could never remake or reboot, or whatever.”
“For our soul is so preciously loved of him that is highest, that it over-passeth the knowing of all creatures.”
“Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and gorgeous wonderful babies.”

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