"Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it."

-- Malcolm Muggeridge

#Humor Quotes #Acceptance Quotes #Reality Quotes

“Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.”
“I love to crunch numbers. I look at how many fairways I hit, how many greens I hit. I plan my way around the golf course.”
“In Ronald Reagans case, he always bore with him this extraordinary ability to radiate confidence, optimism, clarity, a blitheness of spirit, in what other people saw as chaos. And after the 1970s, that was catnip.”
“Avoidable human misery is more often caused not so much by stupidity as by ignorance, particularly our ignorance about ourselves.”
“I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed for stuffing.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas.”
“You often hear that people go into show business to find the love they never had when they were children. Never believe it! Every comic and most of the actors I know had a childhood full of love. Then they grew up and found out that in the grown-up world, you don't get all that love, you just get your share. So they went into show business to recapture the love they had known as children when they were the center of the universe.”

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