"Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right."

-- Frankie Boyle

#Two Quotes #Scotland Quotes #Negative Quotes

“Let us not be defeated by the tyranny of the world financial markets that threaten peace and democracy everywhere.”

Source : "A French Manifesto to Unite Occupy Wall Street" by William D. Cohan, www.sfgate.com. November 30, 2011.
“But my favorite period for actors is the 70s. I think so many great movies were made in the 70s. The 90s just seem to be a confused decade. Nobody knows, really, what's going on.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Old age is the supreme evil, for it deprives man of all pleasures while allowing his appetites to remain, and it brings with it every possible sorrow. Yet men fear death and desire old age.”
“Thus it seemed to Haeckel that such simple life could easily be produced from inanimate material.”
“Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen.”

Source : "Readers recommend: melancholy songs" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. August 27, 2015.
“More and more do I feel, as I advance in life, how little we really know of each other. Friendship seems to me like the touch of musical-glasses--it is only contact; but the glasses themselves, and their contents, remain quite distinct and unmingled.”
“I got a little criticism for working with Puff [Daddy] and I got some criticism for doing the special but you have to weigh the good with the bad. I got more of a good response than bad when I did those two things.”
“I am reading six books at once, the only way of reading; since, as you will agree, one book is only a single unaccompanied note, and to get the full sound, one needs ten others at the same time.”

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