"My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli."

-- Maria Bamford

#Mom Quotes #Religious Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“It is a simple but sometimes forgotten truth that the greatest enemy to present joy and high hopes is the cultivation of retrospective bitterness.”
“Children live in a world of dreams and imagination, a world of alivenessâ€¦ There is a voice of wonder and amazement inside all of us; but we grow to realize we can no longer hear it, and we live in silence. It isnâ€™t that God stopped speaking; it is that our lives became louder.”
“The progressive and liberal mindset believes that to every problem there is a Washington, D.C., solution,”

Source : "5 Things Jeb Bush Just Revealed About His Likely 2016 Run" by Shushannah Walshe, abcnews.go.com. February 4, 2015.
“To me style is just the outside of content, and content the inside of style, like the outside and the inside of the human body - both go together, they can't be separated.”
“There cannot be found in the animal kingdom a bat, or any other creature, so blind in its own range of circumstance and connection, as the greater majority of human beings are in the bosoms of their families”
“As to bloodâ€”ah, blood, the whole subject fascinates me. I do like that as well, warm and dripping, when I am thirsty. And I am often thirsty.”
“The media loves negative spin.”

Source : "Chloe Sevigny on Pauly D, Parodies, and More". Interview with Sam Bellikoff, www.interviewmagazine.com. January 14, 2011.
“I'm not 40 yet. I wouldn't even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.”

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