"I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have."

-- Kyle Dunnigan

“It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish Nation.”
“Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.”

Source : Commencement Address at Stanford University, delivered 12 June 2005, Palo Alto, CA
“It's important to credit the brave people that take chances to stand up to regimes. They're the star.”
“A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart”
“Love comes quietly... / but you know when it is there...”
“Remove Christ from the Scriptures and there is nothing left.”
“Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game.”
“Any habit may be discontinued by building in its place some other and more desirable habit.”

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