"Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Apr 18, 2012

Andy Borowitz

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“We think highly of men when we do not know the extent of their capabilities, for we always suppose that more exists when we only see half.”
“I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.”
“It's easy to make something with a million style-lines. Simplicity is the most difficult thing to achieve, and that's how I approach design - very minimal, pare it down, perfect.”

Source : Source: movieweb.com
“How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I`m a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman.”
“Everybody born comes from the Creator trailing wisps of glory.”
“During my time, there might have been one pitcher or two that were top pitchers on a team. Teams that won maybe had three, but today they have a lot of depth. They have a lot of long relievers, short relievers, and the strategy is different.”
“I've never really had a desire to do Shakespeare. For me, it's just too many lines.”
“Fantasy/science-fiction stories have been around almost as long as each genre, but every hybrid now lives in the shadow of 'Star Wars.'”

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