"I tried water polo and my horse drownedthat was a nightmare."

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Source : "Lee Evans: Wired and Wonderful - Live at Wembley". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2002.

Lee Evans

#Horse Quotes #Water Quotes #Nightmare Quotes

“There is no such thing as a good nuclear weapons system. There is no way to achieve, in the sound sense, national security through nuclear weapons.”
“Havin lunch and debatin Ferrari prices. 23 and goin through a midlife crisis.”
“From The Spiral Dance to Dreaming the Dark to Truth or Dare, Starhawk has led us to places of risk and guided us to think in a new way, a womanly order. Now, in fiction, with the aid of her characters, she will save the earth and all the sacred things that dwell therein.”
“I thought my body was going to change so quickly with pregnancy that I'd freak out. But it was really gradual.”
“When your results are good, you are obviously going to have a lot of press. And when you start to falter a little bit, you are going to have some criticism, and there is nothing abnormal in that.”
“Do people believe in human rights because such rights actually exist, like mathematical truths, sitting on a cosmic shelf next to the Pythagorean theorem just waiting to be discovered by Platonic reasoners? Or do people feel revulsion and sympathy when they read accounts of torture, and then invent a story about universal rights to help justify their feelings?”
“Have you thanked your body today? Be grateful, stay positive.”
“It wasn't right. He knew that, but it was like falling: once you started you couldn't stop until something stopped you.”

Source : Kim Edwards (2006). “The Memory Keeper's Daughter: A Novel”, p.263, Penguin

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