"I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale."

-- Demetri Martin

#Funny Quotes #Size Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Where the material ends, art begins.”
“I ignore the jealous, I ignore the malicious, I ignore the ignorant and I ignore the paranoid.”

Source : Mike Rutherford, Rick Pitino (2017). “100 Things Louisville Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die”, p.35, Triumph Books
“If film critics could destroy a movie, Michael Bay and Adam Sandler would be working at Starbucks. If film critics could make a movie a hit, the Dardenne brothers would be courted by every studio in town.”
“Our lives are to be used and thus to be lived as fully as possible, and truly it seems that we are never so alive as when we concern ourselves with other people.”
“As to the black dwarfs, they wouldn't allow anyone to look into them, because what is inside them is truly horrible. That is why they want everything on Earth to be as black and dark as they are themselves.”

Source : "The Three Candles of Little Veronica: The Story of a Child’s Soul in this World and the Other". Book by Manfred Kyber, 1975.
“If a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.”

Source : "- That Was One Classy Dame" by Alex, www.glamour.com. October 19, 2007.
“All children, are born with the disposition to make sense of their experiences.”

Source : Source: www.scholastic.com
“I always feel there is a link between music and spirituality.”

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